Episode 14: The After Show

On a talk show set, Bethany Wilson is sitting on a sofa. “Welcome to another episode of Fantastic City Gossip, I am your host, Bethany Wilson! I’m sure you’re coming into this episode expecting more of the same old same old, Andre came back from the dead again, Dylan was replaced by another imposter, Queen Goo went on yet another killing spree, but nope! Today I am gonna be interviewing the cast of Total Yeller Mania: Director’s Cut! That’s right, all 14 contestants that competed this season will be appearing today on OUR show! Then at the very end, I’ll be able to interview the host of the show, Sam, who plans on making a special announcement! So without further delay, its time to begin our very special episode, called Total...Yeller...Mania...Director’s Cut: The After Show!” Bethany exclaims.

“So here’s how this is gonna play out. I am gonna interview the cast in the order that they were eliminated in, which means our first guest is going to be a real blast! She once worked for the WPA as one of their most lethal agents, but she’s since settled down and is mostly known for competing on Total Yeller Mania as well as her adorable relationship with girlfriend Claire. Please give it up for our first guest, Lauren Bates!” Bethany announces. Lauren comes out from backstage and approaches the couch, as the audience claps. “Please, have a seat.” Bethany says. “I’d rather stand.” Lauren says. “Okaaaaaaaaay. So Lauren, tell me about your elimination.” Bethany says. “There’s nothing to tell.” Lauren says. “You sure? I mean, it must sting being the first to be eliminated from the competition, it must have REALLY hurt your pride.” Bethany says. “Technically I wasn’t the only one to be voted out first, it was a tie with Mia Goo.” Lauren points out. “But you were the first announced to be eliminated, so technically you were the first to go. You also got more votes than Mia, so there’s that.” Bethany notes. “Did you just bring me here to tick me off?” Lauren asks. “Sweetie no! I brought you here to hear all about your time on the show! What was it like for you? Did you have fun? Did you not have fun? Did you make any friends?” Bethany asks. “I don’t make friends.” Lauren says. “That’s not exactly true. You met Claire on the show, didn’t you? Actually, I think we’ve got that clip somewhere, it was from Total Yeller Mania Battle! Roll the clip!” Bethany shouts.

Lauren pulls out a sniper. “Nice. I love this model.” Lauren says. “It looks like any other sniper.” Claire notes. “Guess you have to be around them to actually know the difference. See, this model holds a lot of bullets, and fires at a pretty quick rate. Its always been a personal choice of mine, whenever I was in the field.” Lauren says. “Were you in the military?” Claire asks. “WPA.” Lauren tells her. “Ah...I have friends that were in the WPA.” Claire notes. “They work in the field?” Lauren asks. “They worked close to home.” Claire says. “Amateurs. When I was with the agency, I participated in missions in almost every country this planet has, probably plenty that your friends have never even heard of.” Lauren says. “You didn’t mind the traveling?” Claire asks. “I enjoyed it. Best part of the job though was killing the bad guys, but not before making them back for mercy.” Lauren says. “Okay...I’m gonna go check on Leafy Fan.” Claire says.

“That wasn’t the first time Claire and I met!” Lauren points out. “It was your first significant moment.” Bethany notes. “One which does nothing to define our relationship!” Lauren snaps. “Why are you getting so worked up?” Bethany asks. “Because I could be at home right now but instead I’m doing this dumb interview! I don’t even know why I agreed to this!” Lauren says. “Because its in your Total Yeller Mania contract.” Bethany says. Lauren flips the coffee table. “Screw the contract!” Lauren says, before storming off stage. “Jeez, what a diva...anyways, time to welcome our next guest! She’s Queen Goo’s cousin, and she’s just a little bit nutty, please give a warm welcome to Mia Goo!” Bethany says. Mia Goo walks onto the stage, waving at the audience. “Thank you my adoring fans! I am delighted to be here! You are all just such darling people!” Mia says. “Welcome to Fantastic City Gossip, Mia.” Bethany says. “Why thank you Bethany, I’m happy to be here.” Mia says. “So tell me, how did it feel to be one of the first people eliminated?” Bethany asks. “I wouldn’t know, I don’t recall being one of the first people eliminated.” Mia says. “You and Lauren were both the victims of a double elimination after the first challenge.” Bethany points out. “That was a SHAM! You hear me?! A SHAM!!!” Mia yells. “Hm, well we have the clip right here. Why don’t we take a look?” Bethany asks.

“So even though Lauren got the most votes, the person who got the second most votes is ALSO going home. Sorry Mia, but you won’t be getting a trophy after all.” Sam says. “WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!” Mia asks. Mia storms up onto the stage. “I’m not going anywhere! I don’t care what you say, I am still in the game!” Mia shouts. “Uh, sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m the host. I decide who is still in the game, and unfortunately, you are not as of now!” Sam says. Mia lets out a blood curdling scream, shattering nearby windows. “Uh oh.” Yeller says. “I will NOT let you do this to me! Do you hear me?!?!” Mia asks. “I’m pretty sure the entire film lot heard you!” Sam says. “I have big plans for that money, big, BIG plans! And if you think I am going to allow some Alex Trebek wannabe to ruin my chances, you’ve got another thing COMING!!!” Mia screams. “Alex Trebek? I’m nothing like Alex Trebek! Are you just throwing random game show host names out there? This isn’t even a game show, its a reality show!” Sam points out. “So, can we move this along so I can get out of here? How are we leaving?” Lauren questions. “Excellent question, Lauren! Obviously you won’t be taking a boat like you did last season, so instead you’ll be leaving the same way you came!” Sam says. A bus pulls up to the scene. “Cool. Wish I could say it was nice playing with all of you, but I don’t think I’d be able to say it with a straight face.” Lauren says, as she gets on the bus. Mia sits on the ground. “I’m not going ANYWHERE!” Mia tells Sam. Sam rolls his eyes. “She’s gonna be a difficult one, I see. Man-Shark!” Sam calls out. Man-Shark arrives on the scene and picks up Mia. “PUT ME DOWN YOU BEAST!” Mia yells. “Beast, huh? Maybe we should call up that King Beast guy to compete next season.” Sam considers. Man-Shark carries Mia towards the bus. “THIS IS NOT OVER! I AM GOING TO HUNT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU’RE ALL DEAD! DEAD! ALL OF YOU! DEADER THAN ELVIS!” Mia screams, as Man-Shark throws her onto the bus.

“Care to comment on that little outburst?” Bethany asks. “Well Bethany, I don’t see it as an outburst. I see it more as standing up for what I believe in.” Mia says. “You had to be escorted off set.” Bethany points out. “That isn’t how I remember it.” Mia says. “That’s how it played out in the clip.” Bethany notes. “Well the clip is WRONG! I WAS UNFAIRLY ELIMINATED, AND WHEN I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF THAT WEIRD SHARK THING MANHANDLED ME AND THREW ME AROUND LIKE A FOOTBALL! My back was never the same after that terrible day, and I’ve had to go to therapy since then to work through my trauma. My lawyers have been looking into a potential lawsuit.” Mia says. “How tragic. Well Mia, as much fun as it was talking to you, which wasn’t much fun at all, its time to move onto the next guest.” Bethany says. “Already? No! I refuse! Not until I tell the world the kind of man Sam is!” Mia shouts. “Oh for God’s sake...SECURITY!” Bethany shouts. Security comes in and picks Mia up. “No! NO! PUT ME DOWN! I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! I WILL BE BACK! AND WHEN I COME BACK, YOU’LL ALL BE SORRY!” Mia yells, as security drags her out. “Alrighty then. Now that she’s finally gone, time to move onto our third guest, who also happens to be Mia’s cousin! She used the alias Gangster Goo while competing on the show, but I’m gonna introduce her by her real name...welcome Queen Goo!” Bethany exclaims. Queen Goo comes out from backstage and sits next to Bethany. “Thank you for joining us, Queen.” Bethany says. “I didn’t have much choice, Bethany. It was a condition of my contract.” Queen Goo says. “So your term on the show didn’t have the most pleasant end, huh? Explain to us what happened.” Bethany says. “Well you see Bethany, my darling Cop made a horrible comment about not being disappointed that I was being eliminated, and I just lost it after that. I became someone that I didn’t even recognize…” Queen Goo admits. “Explain to me this infatuation you have with Cop, because some people in the audience don’t seem to understand it. You seemingly had a healthy relationship with King Beast.” Bethany says. “King Beast is an old man, far too old for me!” Queen Goo says. “I did some digging and he’s actually two years younger than you.” Bethany points out. “Perhaps physically, but at heart, I am still a young teenage girl! That’s why Cop is a much better fit for me than that Mr. Beast character.” Queen Goo says. “You mean King Beast?” Bethany asks. “Yes yes, of course. Mr. Beast is even a better fit for me than King Beast. Anyways, that is why I am so infatuated with Cop. He’s young, he’s handsome, he’s young, he’s exciting, he’s young…” Queen Goo says. “Okaaaaay cradle robber, so it doesn’t bother you at all that Cop wanted you gone?” Bethany asks. “Of course it bothered me at the time. His comment is why I revealed myself to be Queen Goo rather than Gangster Goo, even despite the restraining order he had against me. But after having been incarcerated since my elimination, I have had nothing but time to ponder everything in my life, and I have come to the conclusion that I forgive Cop. I want to give our relationship another shot!” Queen Goo says. “But you and Cop never actually HAD a relationship.” Bethany says. Queen Goo laughs. “Oh deary, is that what he told you?” Queen Goo asks. “I haven’t talked to him yet.” Bethany says. “Well when you do, don’t listen to a word he says. He’s confused.” Queen Goo says. “Uh huh, well I think its time we move onto our next guest, but it was great talking to you Queen Goo!” Bethany says. “Always a pleasure, Bethany, and please don’t hesitate to have me on the show again.” Queen Goo says. “Don’t call us, we’ll call you girl.” Bethany says. Queen Goo stands up and turns to face the camera. “My darling Cop, if you are watching this, I long for the day where we can be reunited! I know that its coming, it WILL come! I’ll see you soon, my love!” Queen Goo says, before walking backstage.

“What a loon...okay, next up is an even bigger loon! He went to jail for an incident with a 7 year old at a carnival, lets give it up for Kooky the Clown!” Bethany exclaims. Kooky comes out from backstage. “Lets make this quick! I’ve got a gig to get to in another hour!” Kooky says. “Still working at carnivals?” Bethany asks. “Nah, this is community service.” Kooky says. “Community service dressed like THAT?!” Bethany asks. “Dressed like what?” Kooky asks. “You know what? Never mind. So you spent the majority of your time last season trying to behave yourself, but that didn’t work out so well.” Bethany notes. “I don’t know what the [CENSORED] ur talkin’ about, Miss Bethany, I behaved myself just fine!” Kooky says. “I don’t know, Kook. You did a lot of swearing and yelling and threatening people. I mean, I personally don’t have no issue with any of that, but I’m PRETTY sure your probation officer had an issue with it.” Bethany says. “Yeah, I went back to jail for a bit after I got booted, but you know what the best part of that is? Now I ain’t on no gosh darn probation and I can go right back to misbehaving!” Kooky says. “Nothing says celebrating being out of jail like committing a crime that’ll send you right back! That’s the spirit, Kooky! By the way, excellent work on helping Chimney Man win.” Bethany says. “It was nothin’.” Kooky says. “That’s why I was being sarcastic. On to the next guest!” Bethany calls out. “Wait just a second! That’s it? We’re done? You ain’t even gonna ask me about my new book that’s coming out next Spring, titled ‘The World is Kooky!’?” Kooky asks. “Ask me if I care.” Bethany says. “...Well do ya?!” Kooky asks. “That was rhetorical! Bye now!” Bethany says. Kooky stands up and walks off the set.

“Okay, now that the creepy clown is gone, our next guest is the law itself! Greeeeeeeeeeat. Give a round of applause to Cop!” Bethany says. Cop comes out onto the stage with everyone booing him. “What’s everyone booing me for?!” Cop asks. “We’re in Fantastic City honey, nobody here likes cops.” Bethany says. Cop sits next to Bethany. “Do you know you have 27 unpaid parking tickets?” Cop asks. “That’s all?...I mean, WOW! I had no idea I had a single one! Someone must have neglected to tell me!” Bethany claims. “I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am, just wanted to make sure you were aware.” Cop says. “Well, thanks for that Cop, and thanks for mentioning it on live television!” Bethany sarcastically says. “Don’t mention it!” Cop says. “Moving on to your career in Total Yeller Mania: Director’s Cut, talk to us about that.” Bethany says. “Well there isn’t really much to tell, Beth.” Cop says. “Don’t call me that. And could it be there isn’t much to tell because you didn’t really do much of anything this season?” Bethany asks. “Excuse me, but I pretty much CARRIED my team! I was the only one making any kind of effort while Dun Dun, Leafy Fan, Chimney Man, Claire, and Daisy were off doing their own shenanigans that had nothing to do with the competition!” Cop says. “Right, but see, the thing about that was they were providing the audience with entertainment. You weren’t doing much of that this season! Its probably why you got voted out!” Bethany says. “So let me see if I understand this, in order to actually get somewhere in this dumb game, you’ve gotta goof off and not actually try to win?!” Cop asks. “I mean...basically. Take Chimney Man for example! The guy doesn’t have a single thought in his head and yet he went and won the entire season! Chimney Man is who you should aspire to be, Cop! Be a Chimney Man, not a Cop!” Bethany says. “If you ask me, this interview feels awfully bias! What, you don’t like me as a competitor so now you’re gonna ridicule me on live TV?” Cop asks. “I’ve been ridiculing everyone, not just you.” Bethany says. “Well I won’t stand for this horrible slander for another second! I’m outta here!” Cop yells. Cop kicks the couch and stubs his toe. “OW! STUPID COUCH!” Cop shouts, before storming off the set.

“Wish he’d show that kinda personality on Total Yeller Mania, maybe more people would actually like him...anyways, next up we have America’s favorite object lover, Leafy Fan!” Bethany exclaims. Leafy Fan walks onto the set holding Leafy. “Hi Bethany, Leafy and I are so glad to be here!” Leafy Fan says. “Good, good.” Bethany says. “Aren’t you going to say you’re glad to have us?” Leafy Fan asks. “Lets not get ahead of ourselves, yeah? So, you were part of an alliance with Dun Dun and Chimney Man, is that right?” Bethany asks. “That’s right Bethany, and it was the best decision of my life.” Leafy Fan says. “Really? Even though throwing in with them may have contributed to your elimination?” Bethany asks. “I don’t like to think of it that way. You see, its not about the competition, but rather the friends I made along the way.” Leafy Fan says. “Yeah, but I mean, c’mon, a million bucks would’ve been pretty sweet, right?” Bethany asks. “I wouldn’t have gotten a million bucks. Chimney Man didn’t get the money, so I wouldn’t have gotten it. Besides, who needs a million dollars when you have Leafy?” Leafy Fan asks. “Wow...you are SO bizarre. Even too bizarre for this show. Okay, time for you to go so I can welcome my next guest.” Bethany says. Before Leafy Fan can leave, Dun Dun walks onto the stage. “Dun Dun have wait LONG ENOUGH!” Dun Dun yells. “I was literally just about to call you! You couldn’t have waited two more seconds?!” Bethany asks. Dun Dun pushes Leafy Fan off the couch and sits on it. “You lucky Dun Dun appearing on you show at all!” Dun Dun says. Leafy Fan stands up. “Hi Dun Dun!” Leafy Fan exclaims. “QUIET!” Dun Dun yells. “Okaaaaay, well the quicker I get you off this stage the better, so lets just start with the questions.” Bethany says. Dun Dun hands Bethany an envelope. “What’s this?” Bethany asks. “Dun Dun write down questions for you to ask her. She circle most important ones.” Dun Dun says. Bethany opens the envelope and looks at the questions. “You’ve gotta be kidding…” Bethany mutters. “Is there problem with Dun Dun questions?” Dun Dun asks. “Other than the blatant bias?” Bethany asks. “They no bias! They just written to paint Dun Dun in good light! THERE DIFFERENCE!” Dun Dun yells. “Can I ask a question?” Leafy Fan asks. “NO!” Dun Dun yells. “Okay, here we go...Dun Dun, how is you role out bed look gorgus ever e morning? Are these spelling errors intentional?” Bethany asks. “There no spelling error! Dun Dun proof read! And to answer Bethabit question, Dun Dun no can explain how she wake up every morning looking way she does. Maybe it magic, maybe it good gene, but at end of day, there no denying Dun Dun’s beauty.” Dun Dun says. “Uh huh. Next question, how it knowing you one not won but to season of total dun dun man-HOLD ON! YOU DID NOT WIN TWO SEASONS!” Bethany yells. “Yes Dun Dun did!” Dun Dun snaps. “Chimney Man won this season!” Bethany argues. “NO HE DID NOT! THAT FAKE NEW!” Dun Dun yells. “You know what? This interview is OVER!” Bethany shouts. “Dun Dun no think so! Bethabit no kicking Dun Dun out, Dun Dun leaving on her own because Dun Dun hate this show! You rating suck and Dun Dun hope you get cancel!” Dun Dun yells. Dun Dun storms off. “Wait for me, Dun Dun! Thanks for having me Bethany!” Leafy Fan says, before following Dun Dun off stage.

“Next up we have someone a little more normal...at least, personality wise. Please welcome Disk to our show.” Bethany says. Disk walks onto the stage and sits next to Bethany on the sofa. “So...wow. You...you’re an actual disk.” Bethany says. “Cut the pleasantries lady. I just want to answer your dumb questions and go.” Disk says. “You have someplace else to be?” Bethany asks. “Anywhere but here.” Disk says. “Got it. So, you lasted quite a while this season. In fact, you made it A LOT further than you did back in Castaways. Care to tell us why you think that is?” Bethany asks. “I feel like the producers didn’t give my sparkling personality the chance to really shine back in Castaways. I also feel the audience never really gave me a chance, which if you ask me, is because of one reason.” Disk says. “And what’s that?” Bethany asks. “Because I’m an OBJECT! The people at home have some kind of vendetta against objects and it is obvious to me.” Disk says. “But...you made it pretty far this season. Do you think maybe they warmed up to you and objects as a whole? Assuming your theory is right.” Bethany says. “It is NOT a theory! It is fact! Are you suggesting I’m lying?!” Disk asks. “I mean, I never said THAT…” Bethany says. “You were thinking it!” Disk snaps. “You do kinda sound delusional, not gonna lie.” Bethany says. “Well you can save your negative thoughts for someone who cares! Good luck finding that when you don’t have any viewers!” Disk says, before storming off.

“Man, all these contestants are so dang touchy...alright, next up is Claire I guess.” Bethany says. Claire comes out blowing kisses to all of the audience members. “Thank you! Thank you my adoring fans!” Claire says. Claire sits next to Bethany. “Hey girl! Great to finally meet you, HUGE fan!” Bethany says. “And I’m a huge fan of yours! Some of the gossip you dish on here is really slay!” Claire says. “Well its always great to meet an adoring fan!” Bethany says. “Likewise, likewise.” Claire says. “So, tell me about your time in Total Yeller Mania: Director’s Cut.” Bethany says. “I mean, it would’ve been great if it wasn’t for the fact that Lauren got eliminated early and Daisy didn’t.” Claire says. “Daisy really sucks, huh?” Bethany asks. “Right?! Why can’t a meteor just drop on her one day and give us something to celebrate? And then there’s Dun Dun!” Claire says. “The WORST! Did you see what she did when she was on stage a bit ago?” Bethany asks. “I saw! Can’t say I was surprised.” Claire says. “You know what? I was gonna ask you some questions that would probably lead to you having some kind of outburst and storming off the stage, but I like you so I think I’ll let you off easy.” Bethany says. “Aw, thanks! You’re the best!” Claire says. Claire begins walking backstage. “It worked…” Claire mutters, as she walks off stage.

“Next up is the contestant the show was named after, Yeller!” Bethany announces. Yeller walks out on stage. “I don’t wanna talk about it!” Yeller says. “Talk about what?” Bethany asks. “Gee, I don’t know, that I didn’t WIN?!” Yeller asks. “You got 6th place.” Bethany points out. “I’d rather 1st!” Yeller says. “Yeah...it IS pretty embarrassing that the show is named after you, yet you couldn’t even make it into the final 5!” Bethany says. “Are you making fun of me?!” Yeller asks. “Yes.” Bethany says. “Well at least I appeared on a show that actually has viewers! It might not have many, but it has more than YOURS!” Yeller says. “Why does everyone keep insulting my ratings?!” Bethany asks. Suddenly, Mr. Whiskers runs out from backstage and flies at Bethany! Yeller grabs him and manages to hold him back. “What’s his problem?!” Bethany asks. “He wanted to get a head start on tearing you apart since he figured you’d say something that would upset him. If it means anything, its not too hard to set him off. Anyways, I’m gonna get him back stage…” Yeller says, before carrying Mr. Whiskers off.

“Well since Mr. Whiskers is going into timeout, I guess that means Bo is up next.” Bethany says. Bo comes out from backstage and sits next to Bethany. “So Bo, tell me about your experience in Total Yeller Mania: Director’s Cut.” Bethany says. “Absolutely dreadful, Bethany! The challenges were taxing, the competitors were horrible, and the worst part was having to endure the abuse from my mother!” Bo says. “MY abuse?! What about what you did to me?!” A voice asks. “Oh dear.” Bo says. “Oooooooh, this is getting GOOOOOOOD.” Bethany says. Grandma stomps onto the stage. “ITS YOUR FAULT I GOT ELIMINATED!” Grandma yells. “My fault?! I didn’t do anything!” Bo argues. “You were the one that tried to make me be nice to people! That’s what got me booted!” Grandma notes. “Well perhaps if you had a shred of decency it would not have been so difficult!” Bo says. “O...M...G, this is really sad.” Bethany says. “What? That mother and son are fighting?” Bo asks. “No! I mean its sad that the two of you aren’t throwing hands yet! Come on! This is entertainment! Grandma, time to take the old belt off and swing it at Bo! Bo, push Grandma to the ground so you can get arrested on live TV for abusing the elderly!” Bethany says. “Who are you calling elderly?! You stupid youngins think that anyone who’s five years older than you is elderly!” Grandma yells. “I’m pretty sure you’re a lot more than 5 years older than me.” Bethany says. “Well I ain’t gonna stand here and be insulted by you for another second! I’m leaving!” Grandma yells. Grandma turns towards Bo. “As for you, you’re DEAD to me!” Grandma yells. Grandma storms off the stage. “Mother, wait! I’m sorry!” Bo shouts, as he runs after her.

“Well there goes the fight I wanted...okay, well all is not lost, up next is Daisy!” Bethany says. No one comes out. “Uh...Daisy? You back there?” Bethany asks. Bethany’s phone begins to ring and she answers. “Yeah?...Uh huh...well great! There goes our LAST chance of entertainment for the night!” Bethany says, before hanging up. Bethany turns towards the camera. “Well it appears Daisy won’t be making it. She’s locked herself inside her house and hasn’t come out since that embarrassing loss she suffered on live television. But don’t worry! We’ve still got one more contestant to interview! Please welcome the winner of Total Yeller Mania: Director’s Cut, Chimney Man!” Bethany exclaims. Chimney Man walks onto the set. “Hi Bethany, how’s it going?” Chimney Man asks. “I’m great! You not so much I imagine.” Bethany says. “What do you mean?” Chimney Man asks. “What do you think? You won a million dollars on TV and then found out the briefcase that was supposed to have your money was empty! That must’ve really stung!” Bethany says. “At least I got a cool briefcase out of it!” Chimney Man says. “Yeah, but, a briefcase isn’t NEARLY as cool as a million dollars! Aren’t you furious? Livid? Don’t you want to sue the pants off of Sam for this mistake?” Bethany asks. “Silly Bethany, Sam doesn’t wear pants!” Chimney Man says. “So you aren’t mad at all?” Bethany asks. “Mad about what?” Chimney Man asks. “Sam not having the money when you won a million dollars!” Bethany says. “I won a million dollars? Awesome! Where is it?” Chimney Man asks. “I think we’ve heard enough from the cast, its time to get to the main event!” A voice says. Bethany and Chimney Man turn in time to see Sam walking onto the set. “Look! Its Pam!” Chimney Man says. Sam sighs. “Not you too…” Sam says. “Uh, Sam, I wasn’t done interviewing Chimney Man!” Bethany points out. “You’re done now Bethany, your part in this is over!” Sam says. “Hold on a sec, I was supposed to interview you!” Bethany points out. “Yeah...not happening. The viewers aren’t here to watch some dumb interviews no one cares about, they’re here to hear the BIG announcement I have to share!” Sam says. “You mentioned this when you contacted me about appearing on the show. What’s this so called big announcement?” Bethany asks. “Simple! Total Yeller Mania will be returning for ANOTHER season, and I’m here to announce who will be appearing in the next season!” Sam says. “FINALLY we’re getting somewhere! Tell us all about it.” Bethany says. “I’d be happy to! Next season will have Yeller, Dun Dun, Cop, Lauren, Leafy Fan, Michael, Vito, Grandma, Claire, Daisy, Kooky, Queen Goo, Disk, and Dylan all returning to compete for the million dollars!” Sam says. “Awesome! So 14 contestants again?” Bethany asks. “I never said that, we also have someone new competing! Congratulations Bethany, you’ve joined the Total Yeller Mania cast!” Sam exclaims. “Wait, WHAT?! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THAT!” Bethany yells. “Oh yes you did! That paper we had you sign agreeing for me and the cast to appear on your show was actually a contract for MY show!” Sam reveals. “Well crap.” Bethany says. Sam turns towards the camera. “I hope you all are ready, because next season is going to be bigger and better than ever! So be sure to tune in next time on Total...Yeller...Mania...Global!” Sam exclaims.