S2 Episode 12: Dun Dun's Reckoning!

*Bo is in his office doing paperwork. Someone knocks on the door. "Come in!" Bo calls out. Yeller walks in. "I cant believe you actually took this job." Yeller says. "The work of a city official cannot not go undone. If I hadn't accepted the job, who knows what would've become of this lovely city!" Bo says. "Well, good luck, your going to need it with the space cadets that live here." Yeller says. "I do not need luck. In fact, I have all ready done something that will be sure to win the good people over." Bo says. "Oh yeah? What?" Yeller asks.

*Dun Dun is sitting on the floor in House of Dun eating a bag of doritos. "Dese gud chips." Dun Dun says. Someone knocks on the door. "Go away! Dun Dun busy!" Dun Dun yells. The person knocks louder. "Dun Dun said go away! Take a hint you moron!" Dun Dun yells. Cop breaks down the door. "Oh, hello Cop. What you want?" Dun Dun asks. Cop takes out a pair of handcuffs. "I'm here for you." Cop says. "Uh oh." Dun Dun says. Dun Dun goes and runs up the stairs. Leafy Fan is coming down the stairs. "Dun Dun, what's going-" Before Leafy Fan can finish, Dun Dun throws her down the stairs at Cop, which knocks him over. She runs into her room, and finds a police officer climbing into the window. Dun Dun goes to leave her room, and Cop is standing there! "Nice try, you almost got away." Cop says. "Dun Dun would have gotten away if it weren't for you meddling cops! Why you mean to Dun Dun?" Dun Dun asks. "Uh, because we are here to arrest you." Cop says. "But Dun Dun no do nothing!" Dun Dun yells. "Since our new mayor has taken over, he has looked over several different surveillance footage of you robbing banks, which is more than enough to lock you up!" Cop says. Cop handcuffs Dun Dun. "You wont get away with this! Dun Dun innocent! Innocent she say! INNOCENT!" Dun Dun yells as the cops drag her out.

*Dun Dun is sitting at a table in the court house, Betty is sitting next to her. "Now remember, every time you are asked a question, you say "I didn't do it", are we clear?" Betty asks. "What, do you think Dun Dun stupid? She know what to say!" Dun Dun yells. The judge sits down and bangs his hammer. "Court is now in session. Dun Dun, you are being charged with 12,487 robberies over the course of two years, how do you plead?" The judge asks. "Dun Dun didn't do it!" Dun Dun says. "That isn't what I asked. HOW DO YOU PLEAD, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?!" The Judge angrily asks. "Guilty." Dun Dun says. "What?!" Betty asks. "Dun Dun didn't do it, which mean she guilty." Dun Dun says. "No, Dun Dun, if your guilty, that means that you DID do it!" Betty says. "Oh. You coerced Dun Dun into falsely confessing!!!" Dun Dun yells. "I asked if you were guilty or not guilty, and you answered guilty. No one coerced you! So, are you saying your NOT guilty?" The judge asks. "Does this look like face of criminal?" Dun Dun asks. "Yes." The judge says. "She no guilty." Dun Dun says. "Okay, so your pleading not guilty. Wonderful. I would like to call our first witness to the stand, Cop!" The judge says. Cop walks up to the stand. "What do you think Cop is going to say about you?" Betty quietly asks Dun Dun. "Cop love Dun Dun, we gud friends." Dun Dun says. "So tell me, Mr. Cop, what happened when you went to Miss. Dun's residence to arrest her?" The judge asks. "She ran upstairs, threw a lunatic at me, and then was going to escape through the window. Fortunately, one of my fellow officers was able to climb through the window and head her off. Then, on the way to the police station, all she did was swear at me She also evaded my privacy once upon a time!" Cop says.

"Hm, I should go find something to arrest Yeller for. I'm sure he has an unpaid parking ticket or some sort of scheme he and that moron Dun Dun were involved in that was illegal." Cop says. "MORON?!" Dun Dun yells out in anger. Cop looks out his window and sees them. "What on earth?! HOW LONG HAVE THE TWO OF YOU BEEN THERE?!" Cop says. "Uh, about six hours or so." Yeller says. "Um...how much did you see?" Cop asks. "Enough to know you bad man. You don't even do good impersonation of Dun Dun, you feel ashamed of yourself." Dun Dun says. "Me? You were the one spying on an unsuspecting civilian!" Cop says.

*"Dun Dun object! This man is biased against Dun Dun, he never like her!" Dun Dun says. "Overruled!" The judge says. "Don't speak that way to Dun Dun!" Dun Dun says. "Mr. Cop, you may step down." The judge says. Cop walks off. "My next witness would be Dun Dun's father, but apparently he couldn't make it due to the fact that he said and I quote "I cant even stand to look at that loser, what a lightweight disappointment. Throw her in jail and burn the key!" So, I am assuming your father isn't a huge fan of yours." The judge says. "Well Dun Dun no fan of him either! SHE VOTED FOR MILLARY FLINTON! DAT RIGHT, DADDY! HOW YOU LIKE THAT?! DUN DUN VOTE AGAINST YOU!!!" Dun Dun yells. "Please, calm down! Alright, my next witness is Leafy Fan!" The judge says. "Oh, this gonna be what get Dun Dun out. Leafy Fan is Dun Dun Fan as well." Dun Dun says. Leafy Fan walks up to the stand. "So tell me, what have your experiences with Dun Dun been like?" The judge asks. "Mostly horrible. She killed my one true love!" Leafy Fan says.

"Don't you sass Dun Dun or she rip that leaf to shreds!" Dun Dun yells. "Block your ears, Leafy!" Leafy Fan says. "IT NO HAVE EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dun Dun yells. "Silence! You don't know Leafy like I do! You don't know her story or what's she's been through!" Leafy Fan yells. "IT A LEAF! IT HAVE NO EARS, IT HAVE NO STORY, IT NO EVEN TALK!" Dun Dun yells. "Stop being mean to Leafy! What did she ever do to you?!" Leafy Fan angrily asks. "It litter on Dun Dun's beautiful floor!" Dun Dun yells. "It was already dirty!" Leafy Fan yells. Dun Dun walks over to Leafy Fan, and rips the leaf away from her. "You wouldn't dare!" Leafy Fan yells. Dun Dun smiles, and rips the lead in half! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Leafy Fan yells.

*"She ruined my life, and since that day, I have to go to therapy four times a week. She left me traumatized." Leafy Fan says. "That never happened!" Dun Dun yells. "But she gave us a flashback, that's more than enough proof for me! Miss. Fan, you may step down." The judge says. Leafy Fan walks out. "My next witness is Bo Yeller, our mayor!" The judge says. Bo sits at the stand. "Mayor Yeller, what has your experience been like with Dun Dun?" The Judge asks. "Horrible, she is the most embarrassing person I have ever met, and here's why." Bo says.

Dun Dun sees the waiter give a bottle of water to another table. "He lie! HE LIE! THEY DO HAVE WATER IN FINEST BOTTLE!" Dun Dun yells. "Perhaps they just got them in stock, call the man over." Bo says. "Hey you! Man with fake hair! You know who you are, everyone else know to! Get your butt to Dun Dun's table!" Dun Dun yells. The waiter comes over. "Are you finally ready to order?!" The waiter asks. "No, Dun Dun want to know if you have water in stock yet." Dun Dun says. "No, madam, we don't." The waiter says. "But Dun Dun saw you give water to man over there!" Dun Dun says. "Well there is a reason for that. That fine gentleman is paying with cash, not with a card he won from a sweepstakes. Now are you finally ready to order?!" The waiter angrily asks. "Dun Dun will have lobster, French fries, BLT, chicken alfredo, spaghetti, cheese burger, chicken nuggets, macaroni cheese, but only if it kraft macaroni cheese, pancakes, potato chips, French toast, another cheese burger, turkey club sandwich, and clams." Dun Dun says. "I'm afraid we don't have pancakes." The waiter says. "Then get some!" Dun Dun angrily says.

*"She made me never want to go out in public again, I would be happy to see her get carted off to prison!" Bo yells. "I am so sorry to hear of the way she nearly ruined your life. You may step down." The judge says. Bo walks out. "My next witness, or witnesses, are Diamond and Pearl, the ninjas!" The judge says. Diamond and Pearl sit at the stand. "Push over and give me room!" Diamond yells. "I cant push over any further!" Pearl yells. "Tell me, what has Dun Dun done to you?" The Judge asks. "Oh, don't even get us started." Diamond says.

"Ninja man, what have you done?!" Dun Dun asks. "Oh, nothing, I just alerted all of the operatives in the compound that the security has been breached." Diamond says. "So that's what that button does!" Pearl says. "You should've never have tied me up!" Cop says. "Yeah, like you would be able to do anything." Yeller says. Vito walks over to Pearl and punches him in the face! "Ow! Diamond, that guy punched me!" Pearl yells. "Hey, not cool pal! What do you have to say for yourself?" Diamond asks. Vito sticks his tongue out at Diamond. "Oh, I see! Your a wise guy, are you? We don't like wise guys around-" Before Diamond can finish, everyone tramples over him and Pearl and runs off. "Diamond...I cant feel my legs." Pearl says. "I cant feel anything." Diamond says.

*"Her and her friends trampled over us as if we weren't even there. It was like we were invisible, and we felt hurt, and not just because of being stepped on either!" Pearl says. "I am so sorry that you had to endure that kind of mental abuse, it is clear that this woman is a savage. You may step down. Diamond and Pearl walk out. "Next, I call Michael to the stand!" The Judge says. Michael comes and sits at the stand, while Vito stands next to him. "So, you've met Dun Dun?" The Judge asks. "Oh yes, we've met." Michael says.

One of Michael's men runs in. "Boss! Turn on da TV, you gotta see dis!" The thug says. "Vito! Turn on da TV!" Michael says. "Remote right next to you though!" Dun Dun says. "Is your name Vito? Didn't tink so." Michael says.

*"She tried to make me turn on my own TV! I cant even tink about it without tears welling in my eyes!" Michael says. "I'm sorry to hear that, please step down." The Judge says. "Vito, carry me outta here! I too upset to walk!" Michael says. Vito picks Michael up and carries him out. "I now call Kooky the clown to the stand." The Judge says. Kooky sits down. "So, you have had some bad experiences with Dun Dun?" The Judge asks. "She's a disgusting piece of garbage, and heres why." Kooky says.

"Enough! Now its clear to me that the two of you have a very intense conflict, we cant have that in this class, which is why the two of you will have to [CENSORED] work it out." Kooky says. "But how?" The waiter asks. "DUKE IT OUT!" Kooky yells. "Right here?!" Dun Dun asks. "Yeah [CENSORED] right here!" Kooky yells. "But this is an anger management class!" Yeller says. "And this is them managing their [CENSORED] anger!" Kooky says. "This is just going to make them more angry!" Yeller says. "People handle their [CENSORED] anger differently, I say let em kill each other! Everybody give em [CENSORED] room!" Kooky yells. Everyone makes room in the middle of the room, leaving Dun Dun and the waiter. "Okay, the [CENSORED] rules are simple! Whoever gets knocked the [CENSORED] out and has to go to the hospital loses! GO!" Kooky yells. The waiter throws the first punch, but Dun Dun ducks. "You better watch out! I got better at fighting!" The waiter says. "You fighting skills are about as real as you hair!" Dun Dun says. The waiter charges at her. Dun Dun ducks and the waiter accidentally hits Kooky! "Uh oh." The waiter says. Kooky gets up and angrily screams. Kooky picks up the waiter and throws him at Dun Dun. Dun Dun gets off the ground and throws the waiter back at Kooky, but hits Yeller instead! "Oh, your gonna pay for that!" Yeller yells. Yeller takes out a rock and throws it at Dun Dun. "Owie! Dun Dun been hit! Call 911! Dun Dun dying!" Dun Dun yells. Kooky takes a chair and throws it at the waiter, but hits one of the other classmates. "GET OUT OF THE [CENSORED] WAY YOU [CENSORED] IDIOT!" Kooky yells. The classmate picks up Kooky's desk and tosses it at Kooky! Bo walks in. "What the devil is goin-" Before Bo can finish, he gets hit by a door! Kooky pushes Dun Dun up against the wall and begins strangling her! Bo smashes a vase on Kooky's head and he falls down. Dun Dun starts swinging at Bo!

*"I went back to jail because of that horrible bleeping woman!" Kooky yells. "I feel your pain. You may step down, Mr. Kooky." The Judge says. Kooky walks out. "My next witness, unfortunately, has to be brought in by a police escort. Welcome Queen Goo." The Judge says. Cop drags Queen Goo in, who is in an orange jumpsuit and in shackles. She sits on the stand. "So, you know this woman?" The Judge asks. "Yes, we've met. And not once have I had any good things to say about her." Queen Goo says.

Yeller, Dun Dun, and Cop are in Yeller's living room. "So, your going to pay us for our help, right?" Yeller asks. "Sure, here are two checks, each for $1,000.00, courtesy of the queen." Cop says. Yeller turns the TV on. "We interrupt your regularly scheduled program with breaking news. Apparently, an insane woman claiming to be a queen was arrested and sentenced to life in prison after attempting to pull a gun on a waitress when she didn't have the money to pay for her meal. You would think a real queen would be able to afford a simple meal. She is currently being held in her own cell, due to the fact that the authorities feel she is far to dangerous to be stored with other prisoners. More news at 11." The news reporter says. Yeller, Dun Dun, and Cop crack up laughing.

*"How you flash back to that? You no even there!" Dun Dun yells. "Fine, then I'll flashback to a time when I WAS there!" Queen Goo says.

Dun Dun, wearing a mask, walks up to the bank teller. "Give money, now." Dun Dun says. Dun Dun takes out a banana and points it at the bank teller. "Oh no! She's got a banana!" The bank teller yells. "Shut up and fill bag with money!" Dun Dun yells. The bank teller begins tossing cash into Dun Dun's bag. Nearby, Cop is hiding behind a plant with a radio. "I need a status update, over." Cop says. "Queen Goo's car just pulled up out front, she's heading inside." Yeller says. "You forgot to say over, over." Cop says. "Ugh, I'm sorry, over." Yeller says. "That's much better, over." Cop says. "Is that all money you have?" Dun Dun asks. "Yes, there isn't any left!" The bank teller says. "Gud." Dun Dun says. Dun Dun hits her with the bag of money, and she falls to the ground. "SECURITY!!!" The bank teller yells. Dun Dun runs for the door, just as Queen Goo walks in. "Have you seen Cop?" Queen Goo asks. "No, sorry. Can you hold this?" Dun Dun asks. "Sure." Queen Goo says. Dun Dun hands Queen Goo the money bag. "Oh! Where this too, it in style." Dun Dun says as she takes of the mask. "Why thank you! Your so generous!" Queen Goo says as she puts on the mask. "Dun Dun know, Oh, one more thing, here snack, you might get hungry. Have nice day!" Dun Dun says as she gives Queen Goo the banana and leaves. "THERE SHE IS! SHE HELD ME AT BANANA POINT!" The bank teller yells while pointing at Queen Goo. "What?" Queen Goo asks. Security tackles Queen Goo to the ground.

*"Its her fault I'm in jail, and I am STILL waiting for my trial too! None of this would've happened if it wasn't for her!" Queen Goo yells. "Not that you didn't deserve it." Cop says under his breath. "WHAT?!" Queen Goo angrily asks. "Uh, nothing." Cop says. He drags Queen Goo out. "My next witness, is The Waiter." The judge says. Dun Dun slams her head against the desk. The Waiter sits down. "Boy do I have stories about her." The Waiter says.

"Dun Dun would like bottle of your finest water." Dun Dun says. "Uh, yes ma'am." The waiter says. "Yes what? Dun Dun no ask you yes or no question!" Dun Dun yells. "What the fine gentleman means is he will go and retrieve your water." Bo says. "Oh, good. Off you go slave." Dun Dun says.

*"She was rude to me then, and she's rude to me now!" The waiter says. "You rude to Dun Dun too! You no give her water!" Dun Dun yells. "I was thinking!" The Waiter yells back. "You may leave, sir." The Judge says. The Waiter walks out. "My final witness is Alexander Yeller." The Judge says. "Yeller and Dun Dun gud friends. He no say nothing bad about Dun Dun." Dun Dun says. Yeller sits at the stand. "So, tell us about how you feel about Dun Dun." The Judge says. "Personally, I HATE her." Yeller says. Everyone in the courtroom gasps. "That's right, its true. Here are my reasons." Yeller says.

At Yeller's house, the lights are off but the TV is on, no one is home. "Today, six people were arrested after a fight broke out at a local anger management class! Five of which being local citizens Alexander Yeller, Bo Yeller, Dun Dun, Kooky the Clown, and A waiter from the now destroyed restaurant Rudolpho's. The other person was not an important character, so we have chosen not to release his name. During this fight, the city was placed under lockdown and the military had to come and intervene. Stay tuned for more details at 11!" The news reporter says.

My grandchild was supposed to be born two days ago." The second person says. "Shut up old man." Dun Dun says. "I was supposed to yell at a bunch of brats to put there phones away today." Mr. Brown says. "Aren't you my tenth grade teacher who I caught watching Sesame Street?" Yeller asks. "Uh, no, I hate Sesame Street! Especially Elmo, er, I mean, the red dude who's name I don't recall because I only watched for two seconds. But you really gotta love that gold fish" Mr. Brown says. "Okay, Dun Dun, what will it take for you to agree with all of us?" Yeller asks. "Say that he innocent." Dun Dun says. "But he's a serial killer!" Yeller says. "No, his alien double a serial killer! Real Drake good man!" Dun Dun says.

"YOU! Stop bidding money you no have!" Dun Dun yells. "And you do have it? I've seen that dump you live in now!" Diamond yells. "HOUSE OF DUN IS NOT DUMP, YOU FACE IS DUMP!" Dun Dun yells. "Oh ho ho, that's real original! Try coming up with something better you moron." Diamond says. Dun Dun jumps on Diamond, and the two begin fighting. "I want in too!" Pearl yells before jumping in. "I should probably help her before she dies." Yeller says. He jumps in. While they're fighting, Michael walks over to Mr. Brown. "I'm interested in da compound." Michael says. "You got $300,000.00?" Mr. Brown asks. "I never go to a business meeting without da guds." Michael says. Michael gives Mr. Brown a briefcase, and Mr. Brown hands him the deed to the house. "Pleasure doing business with you sir." Mr. Brown says. He and Michael walk off as Dun Dun, Diamond, Pearl, and Yeller continue fighting.

*Don't listen to her lies, your honor. She is a HORRIBLE woman! She is no friend of mine or yours." Yeller says. "Please step down Mr. Yeller." The Judge says. Yeller sticks his tongue out at Dun Dun as he walks by. "Miss. Dun, it is clear to me that you are a horrible criminal who nobody likes, therefore, I am sentencing you to 20 years in jail with no chance of parole." The Judge says. "Will you be paying me with stolen cash or a stolen credit card?" Betty asks. "You useless!" Dun Dun yells. She lunges at Betty!