S2 Episode 03: Cop's Predicament

*Cop is sleeping on the couch. A dark shadow covers him. Cop begins to move around a little. Once he is fully alert, he lets out a girlish scream. Queen Goo is standing over him! "Hello darling, how lovely to see you again." Queen Goo says. "Uh, do...do I know you?" Cop nervously asks. "Don't play dumb with me! Does our date at the Aqua Casino ring any bells?" Queen Goo asks. "Sorry, I'm not recalling any dates. I think I would remember if I dated an old fossil like you." Cop says. Queen Goo gasps and slaps Cop. "What'd you do that for?!" Cop asks. "I have spent the last few months in prison because of you! You had ran out of money to buy your donuts, so you decided to steal my cash and leave me with the bill, and then the waitress thought I had a gun, which only made matters worse. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?!" Queen Goo angrily asks. "I think I might've read about it in the papers or something. I still didn't have anything to do with it." Cop says. "Fortunately, the little misunderstanding was cleared up and I was released, only four months after I was arrested!" Queen Goo yells. "Geez lady, calm down. I can see that someone has hurt you, but taking your anger out on me isn't going to solve anything. I have never met you before. Therefore, I have done nothing to you. Do you understand?" Cop asks. "When I was arrested, I vowed to one day get my revenge on you, and I will! In fact, I will make your life miserable until either one of us takes our last breath!" Queen Goo says. "Oh please, your not going to do nothing to me." Cop says. "Oh?" Queen Goo asks. Queen Goo walks over to the kitchen counter and dumps his donuts on the floor. "Big deal, I'm not afraid of a few germs." Cop says. Queen Goo kicks the donuts into the fireplace. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cop screams. Cop gets off the couch. "You'll pay for that!" Cop yells. Queen Goo throws a ball of smoke on the ground and then disappears into the smoke.

*Yeller and Dun Dun are watching TV. "Wow, this show is crap." Yeller says. "Don't say that! Dun Dun like the guy with the beard, he a cool dude." Dun Dun says. "Dun Dun, that's a monkey." Yeller says. "What?! Monkeys cant be cool?! Just because you uncool monkey doesn't mean all other ones are too!" Dun Dun yells. Cop bursts in. "I have a problem!" Cop says. "We busy." Dun Dun says. Cop turns off the TV. "What'd you do that for?!" Yeller angrily asks. "I have a warrant to turn the TV off." Cop says. "No you don't!" Yeller says. "Your right, I don't. But no one is watching TV until I get that old dinosaur off my back!" Cop says. "Dun Dun no see dinosaur on you back." Dun Dun says. "He doesn't mean it literally! Who's the old dinosaur?" Yeller asks. "Queen Goo!" Cop says. "You mean the lady that got arrested for something she didn't do?" Yeller asks. "Dun Dun remember that, that was funny. Especially part where she fall off roof and break every bone in her body." Dun Dun says. "That didn't happen." Yeller says. "Oh, Dun Dun must be thinking of something else, carry on." Dun Dun says. "The charges against her were dropped and she wants revenge." Cop says. "Why would she want revenge? It isn't ALL your fault. The waitress was the one who thought that Queen Goo pulled a gun on her." Yeller says. "Well, that isn't entirely true." Cop says. "Cop...what did you do???" Yeller asks. "I may have tried to get the judge to find her guilty and give her a life sentence in exchange for twenty bucks and the judge may have refused and told Queen Goo instead." Cop says. "Oh, no wonder why she wants to get revenge on you! Your lower than dirt!" Yeller says. "You even lower then that! You lower than Dun Dun!" Dun Dun says. "Look, I need you guys to help me get rid of her. She already committed the ultimate crime against me." Cop says. "What'd she do? Get rid of all of your donuts?" Yeller asks. Cop puts his head down in sadness. "Oh." Yeller says. Queen Goo busts through the window. Cop screams. "Here Queen Goo!" Dun Dun says. Queen Goo takes Cop's sunglasses and smashes them in half. Yeller and Dun Dun gasp. "THAT'S what you really look like under the glasses?" Yeller asks. Cop takes a pair out of his pocket and puts them on. "Thank goodness I had another pair, but HOW DARE YOU!" Cop yells. Queen Goo laughs before doing a backflip out the window. "That sicko must be stopped!" Cop yells. "I agree, I never want to see you without your sunglasses again." Yeller says. "Hm, that's it! I have the perfect way to get rid of Queen Goo once and for all, but I'm gonna need Dun Dun's help." Cop says.

*Dun Dun, wearing a mask, walks up to the bank teller. "Give money, now." Dun Dun says. Dun Dun takes out a banana and points it at the bank teller. "Oh no! She's got a banana!" The bank teller yells. "Shut up and fill bag with money!" Dun Dun yells. The bank teller begins tossing cash into Dun Dun's bag. Nearby, Cop is hiding behind a plant with a radio. "I need a status update, over." Cop says. "Queen Goo's car just pulled up out front, she's heading inside." Yeller says. "You forgot to say over, over." Cop says. "Ugh, I'm sorry, over." Yeller says. "That's much better, over." Cop says. "Is that all money you have?" Dun Dun asks. "Yes, there isn't any left!" The bank teller says. "Gud." Dun Dun says. Dun Dun hits her with the bag of money, and she falls to the ground. "SECURITY!!!" The bank teller yells. Dun Dun runs for the door, just as Queen Goo walks in. "Have you seen Cop?" Queen Goo asks. "No, sorry. Can you hold this?" Dun Dun asks. "Sure." Queen Goo says. Dun Dun hands Queen Goo the money bag. "Oh! Where this too, it in style." Dun Dun says as she takes of the mask. "Why thank you! Your so generous!" Queen Goo says as she puts on the mask. "Dun Dun know, Oh, one more thing, here snack, you might get hungry. Have nice day!" Dun Dun says as she gives Queen Goo the banana and leaves. "THERE SHE IS! SHE HELD ME AT BANANA POINT!" The bank teller yells while pointing at Queen Goo. "What?" Queen Goo asks. Security tackles Queen Goo to the ground.

*Yeller, Cop, and Dun Dun are at Yeller's watching TV. "Today, a woman was arrested for holding up a bank with a banana. This is not her first offense either, she was also arrested a few months ago for taking out a gun at a local restaurant, but was released due to it being an apparent "misunderstanding". It is clear now, that was not the case. In this reporter's opinion, this woman is extremely dangerous and should be punished to the full extent of the law. I suggest the death penalty." The reporter says. "Well that was fun, when are we getting paid?" Yeller asks. "Paid?!" Cop asks. "Yeller and Dun Dun no work for free, we want money!" Dun Dun says. "Of course, and uh, I was always planning on paying you! Did you think I wouldn't?" Cop asks. Dun Dun and Yeller coldly glare at Cop. "Ha ha, wow, tough crowd, eh? So, uh, just let me reach into my purse for the cash." Cop says. "You no have a purse." Dun Dun says. "FINE! I ADMIT IT! ITS A HANDBAG!" Cop yells. "You don't have a handbag either. And before you start rambling about how your going to go get the cash out of your non existent storage bin, why don't you just admit you never planned on paying us." Yeller says. Dun Dun gasps. "Cop, is this true?!" Dun Dun asks. "No! Of course not!" Cop says. Cop flips the couch to make a distraction, and he runs towards the door. "He's making a break for it!" Yeller yells. Dun Dun does a front flip across the room, and lands in front of the door. Cop then runs towards the window, but Yeller blocks it. "Where are you going Cop?" Yeller asks. "Uh, to water your plants!" Cop says. "Yeller no have plants, Dun Dun kill them all." Dun Dun says. "Well I'm gonna bring them back to life!" Cop says. "Where Dun Dun money?!" Dun Dun angrily asks. "I'll be giving it to you on the fifth of never!" Cop says. Dun Dun slaps her knee. "Oh ho! That a gud one, Cop." Dun Dun says. "Don't encourage this kind of behavior!" Yeller says. "Sorry. Bad Cop!" Dun Dun says. Bo comes in holding a plate of cookies. "Would anyone like some chocolate chip cookies?" Bo asks. Cop tramples over Bo, takes the cookies, and runs out the door. "The nerve of that man! Not even sharing, disgraceful! So how are the two of you doing?" Bo asks. Yeller and Dun Dun sigh.