S3 Episode 02: The Movie

HOUSE OF DUN
*Leafy Fan slams her laptop shut. "This is ridiculous! It has been nearly three years and my fave object show STILL hasn't posted a new episode!" Leafy Fan yells. "Boohoo. Cry Dun Dun a river, she no care." Dun Dun says. "This is serious, Dun Dun! I have been having object withdrawal symptoms for the last three years!" Leafy Fan says. "How that when you carry leaf around with you?" Dun Dun asks. "It doesn't help when I have the sudden urge to watch a new episode of my favorite object show. I've been stuck watching reruns for the last three years, over and over again. I just want a new episode!" Leafy Fan yells. "Dun Dun may have solution! Why not make you own object show? Then you never run out of new episodes!" Dun Dun says. "That's a great idea! But we don't have a budget." Leafy Fan says. "No worry, weird object fan, Dun Dun know what to do." Dun Dun says.

MICHAEL'S OFFICE
*"So your telling me dat you need my money to make some kinda object show?" Michael asks. "Yeah, we don't have any money to do it ourselves." Leafy Fan says. "Listen to Dun Dun, Michael, object show of Leafy Fan has not come out with new episode in three years!" Dun Dun says. "I know dat. I watch em too." Michael says. "You do?! Who's your favorite character?" Leafy Fan asks. "Definitely not dat leaf character. What a joke dat one is." Michael says. Leafy Fan's face burns with anger. Dun Dun pulls her aside. "Keep mouth shut or he no give us money." Dun Dun says. "Dun Dun, Leafy Fan, gather round my desk." Michael says. Dun Dun and Leafy Fan come over to him. "I willing to do dis one favor for you, I'll give you da cash to make your show, but your gonna need to do a little somethin for me too." Michael says. "Okay, what is it?" Leafy Fan asks. "I want a role in da show. You give me dat, I give you da cash you need." Michael says. "I think we can do that." Leafy Fan says. Michael presses a button on his desk. "Vito, get in here." Michael says. A few moments later, Vito comes in. "Write dese two a check for $300,000.00." Michael says. "$300,000.00?!" Leafy Fan asks. "Dun Dun rich!" Dun Dun yells. "Dun Dun not rich. If I find out dat dis money was used on anyting but da object show, dere will be very steep consequences for you." Michael says. "Yeah, whatever, give Dun Dun the money." Dun Dun says. Vito hands them the check.

PARK
*Yeller and Bo are met by Leafy Fan. "Hey, where are all of the cameras?" Yeller asks. "I sent Dun Dun to go buy the equipment." Leafy Fan says. "You trusted that ape to go and buy the things we need for the movie? Are you sure that was a wise idea?" Bo asks. "I'm sure it'll be fine." Leafy Fan says. Dun Dun shows up, empty handed. "Where is everything?" Leafy Fan asks. "Everything of what?" Dun Dun asks. "The equipment I sent you to buy with the $300,000.00!" Leafy Fan says. "Oh, Dun Dun thought you told her to go buy whatever she want." Dun Dun says. "I said go buy whatever EQUIPMENT you want! What did you end up buying?" Leafy Fan asks. "Dun Dun had a gud din din at McRonald's." Dun Dun says. "You spent $300,000.00 at McRonald's?" Yeller asks. "No! Dun Dun spent $299,990.00 at McRonald's. She save $10.00! And people say she no generous." Dun Dun says. "IDIOT!" Yeller yells. "Hey, why you yelling at Dun Dun? It not her fault Leafy Fan no clear when she speak!" Dun Dun says. "I was clear, you just weren't paying attention! Michael was pretty clear to when he told you not to spend that money on anything but the show!" Leafy Fan says. "Like Michael gonna know." Dun Dun says. Michael and Vito show up. "Hey, where da equipment at?" Michael asks. Silence fills the air. "Alright, which one of you numbskulls spent da money on somethin else?" Michael asks. everybody points at Dun Dun. "They lying! Dun Dun no do squat!" Dun Dun says. "You spendin my hard earned money on other stuff? I told you dat there would be consequences if you did dat." Michael says. "Dun Dun no there when you said that." Dun Dun says. "Vito, I gotta ask you a question. Was Dun Dun dere when I said dat "if I find out dat dis money was used on anyting but da object show, dere will be very steep consequences?" Michael asks. Vito nods. "He lying! He been out to get Dun Dun since the beginning! I think he jealous of her beautiful hair!" Dun Dun says. Vito gasps. "Don't call Vito a liar, you bit-" Before Michael can finish, Bo intervenes. "Okay, lets not cry over spilt milk, as the saying goes. All is not lost, we still have $10.00 on hand." Bo says. "How are we going to film? We cant afford a camera with $10.00!" Leafy Fan says. "Surely someone here must have a cellular device with a camera, we'll just use that!" Bo says. "What about wardrobe?" Michael asks. "We'll simply create our own costumes! We CAN do this, dear friends!" Bo says.

/BEGIN MONTAGE/

*Bo is in his basement wearing a protective mask while he uses a blow torch to create costumes. Bo briefly takes off the mask, and shakes his head in disapproval.

*Vito is trying to set up the camera perfectly while Dun Dun and Yeller can be seen physically fighting in the background. Yeller and Dun Dun's fight moves to the forefront and Vito is knocked over by them. They stop fighting when they see Vito on the ground. Vito gets up and angrily chases them away.

*Michael is eating a big piece of chicken while he watches Leafy Fan try to fit into a leaf costume. Leafy Fan gives up and shakes her head no to Michael. Michael then tosses another leaf costume at her, and she sighs.

*Dun Dun is attempting to dance in front of the camera, Michael comes over and yells at her, and she walks off.

*Bo is still in the basement hard at work on the costumes. He once again takes off his mask to check on his progress, but then sighs in disappointment, before getting back to work.

*Leafy Fan is moving around a ladder with Vito on top of it, who is holding a flashlight down on the area. Leafy Fan then trips over a rock and falls, and the ladder flings Vito into a tree.

*Dun Dun is making faces into the camera. Michael comes over and scolds her, and she throws a fit.

*Yeller is placing down cardboard bushes, and then places down a cardboard bench in front of them.

*Bo takes off his mask to check on his progress, and nods in approval.

/END MONTAGE/

*Dun Dun is in a trash bag costume. "Dun Dun no understand why she wearing trash bag." Dun Dun says. "We thought you could relate to it." Yeller says. "That no funny! If Dun Dun no treated with respect, she quitting!" Dun Dun yells. "Oh shuuuut up." Michael says. "Where is the phone? How are we supposed to film without a phone?" Leafy Fan asks. Mr. Whiskers is sitting in front of the cardboard bench taking selfies. Bo walks over to him and attempts to grab the phone, but Mr. Whiskers slaps his hand away. "MEOW!" Mr. Whiskers scolds. "Mr. Whiskers, dear boy, I'm afraid we must borrow that phone! You see, we need it to film the movie." Bo says. Mr. Whiskers takes a stick, and draws a dollar sign into the dirt. "You want money in exchange for the phone? But it isn't even yours!" Bo says. Mr. Whiskers writes a 100 next to the dollar sign. "$100.00?! Are you mad?!" Bo asks. "Meow meow." Mr. Whiskers says. "Very well." Bo says. Bo reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a one hundred dollar bill and hands it to Mr. Whiskers. Mr. Whiskers holds it up to the light, and then hands Bo the phone. "Much appreciated, dear boy." Bo says. "Where is Dun Dun make up?! Dun Dun no going on TV until she have makeup!" Dun Dun can be heard yelling. Bo rushes over to the scene. "You are playing a freaking trash bag, you don't need make up!" Yeller says. "Even trash bags must look glamorous on TV!" Dun Dun says. "Okay, look, we don't have time to argue about this." Yeller says. "We do have time, because Dun Dun no making appearance on TV without consulting makeup artist!" Dun Dun says. "We don't have a makeup artist!" Yeller says. "Yes we do." Michael says. Vito comes over, wearing a blond wig. "Dis is Vita, our makeup specialist. I called her in from France just to help out with dis show!" Michael says. "Vita, Dun Dun need help! They trying to make her look hideous! You must stop them!" Dun Dun says. "She doesn't need our help for that." Yeller whispers to Michael. Vito examines Dun Dun's face, before giving her a thumbs up. "What? You saying Dun Dun already look good?" Dun Dun asks. Vito nods. "Dun Dun cannot bring herself to be surprised, Dun Dun knew she was beautiful, she just need to hear it from someone less glamorous than Dun Dun. Thank you, Vita! You check in mail!" Dun Dun says. Vito nods and walks away. Nearby, he throws the blond wig in the trash. "That Vita look familiar." Dun Dun says. "I'm sure she just had one of dose faces." Michael says. Leafy Fan comes running over. "Guys, we forgot the most important part of the film! We forgot to write a script!" Leafy Fan says. "Oh, that is rather troublesome." Bo says. "Dun Dun don't need no stinking script." Dun Dun says. "I hate to agree with Dun Dun, but she is right. We can improvise." Yeller says. "I guess we could try to." Leafy Fan says.

*Vito is holding the phone in place. Dun Dun is dressed as a trash bag, Leafy Fan is dressed as a leaf, Yeller is dressed a chimney, Bo is dressed as a popsicle, and Michael is dressed as a light cap. Mr. Whiskers is lounging on the set. "Are we gonna move da cat or what?" Michael asks. "Don't bother, I already tried and he scratched me." Yeller says as he shows a scratch on his face. Vito counts down with his fingers, and then starts filming. "Welcome to Battle for Littlebridge Island, I am your host, Popsicle!" Bo says. "Stop!" Dun Dun yells. "What?!" Yeller angrily asks. Dun Dun want her hair done, where Vita?" Dun Dun asks. "Vita only does makeup." Michael says. "Dun Dun no care, she want her hair done too! Get Vita in here!" Dun Dun says. Michael nods at Vito, and he goes running off. "Where he go?" Dun Dun asks. "He went to go get Vita." Michael says. Vito fishes the wig out of the trash barrel, and puts it on, and then runs back to Dun Dun. "What happened to minion man of Michael?" Dun Dun asks. "Vito had to use da bathroom." Michael says. Vito waves at Dun Dun. "Dun Dun need her hair done. Snap to it!" Dun Dun says. Vito measures Dun Dun's head, and then pulls out a brush. He does one stroke through her hair, and then puts the brush away. Vito gives her a mirror. "Oh Vita, Dun Dun look fabulous! You miracle worker!" Dun Dun says. Vito gives her a thumbs up. All of a sudden, a strong wind blows through the park and whisks Vito's wig away. "HEY, YOU NO VITA! IMPOSTER!" Dun Dun yells. "We can explain." Yeller says. "No bother! Dun Dun done done with you losers! She going to do her own TV show! It gonna be called, 'The Dun Dun', starring Dun Dun, written by Dun Dun, produced...by Dun Dun." Dun Dun says. "Vito, take care of her." Michael says. Vito knocks Dun Dun out, and then drags her off. "Let get on with dis." Michael says.

YELLER HOUSEHOLD
*Yeller, Bo, Leafy Fan, Dun Dun, Michael, Mr. Whiskers, and Vito are all gathered around the TV watching the finished product. "This movie terrible." Dun Dun says. "Its not a movie, moron." Yeller says. "And its not terrible, your acting is terrible!" Michael says. Mr. Whiskers laughs. "Quiet, kitty! No one ask you!" Dun Dun says. Mr. Whiskers claws come out. "Meow?" Mr. Whiskers asks. "Nothing. Dun Dun said nothing!" Dun Dun says. Mr. Whiskers slowly nods, and then curls up and goes to sleep. "Wow, only thirty thousand dislikes on YouTube!" Leafy Fan says. "How many likes?" Bo asks. "Seven." Leafy Fan says. "Seven hundred thousand?" Yeller asks. "No, just seven." Leafy Fan says.